This Book Will Put You to Sleep

It is sadly true that it is not always easy to fall asleep.

This highly effective anthology features stultifying illustrations, pages of sheep to count, and dozens of snoozy short texts such as 'The Motion of Sand Dunes,' 'The Administrative Bureaucracy of the Byzantine Empire,' 'White Noise: A Technical Explanation,' 'A Staring Contest with Fifty Cats,' and many more to dull readers into peaceful slumber.